Hola mi amigos! Back for another edition of Mikey P.’s expert advice I see. I’m glad you could make it!
For some teams, it’s do or die time. For others, it’s “who cares we’re already in the playoffs” time. Either way you look at it, it’s still football, the best sport on the face of the planet! Not much exciting news this week, Adrian Peterson got pulled over, two workers fell on the Cowboys Stadium roof, and Lebron James made the best of his life by throwing a football full court into a basketball hoop. Somebody sign the man up!
Alright, time to do something new! Each Saturday I will share with you the most popular posts of the week based on views/clicks! Ya know, just in case you somehow missed them...
I wish someone had said that to me this morning! I woke up late thinking it was Saturday like a moron. Ugh. So, I'm a little late, and I sincerely apologize.
This is absolutely nuts!!! This guy, "The Invisible Man," camouflages himself to fit into a bunch of different scenes!
Some you can totally tell and see him, and it's just the effort that counts... But some of these I genuinely had to look pretty hard to find him!
He has to paint it perfectly each time, and get the photographer in the exact right place... That takes serious skill! I wonder who paints it for him. Is it someone else? Does he do it all?!
Sure, this guy clearly has way too much time on his hands... But people who do, and use it "wisely"... They're the people who end up on this here blog. Asians do, too... Double bonus.
Finally, a commercial of sorts from one of the major networks that is completely inappropriate and hilarious.
I present to you Neil Patrick Harris' version of "Frosty the Snowman."
Maybe it's because I haven't taken my ADD medicine yet, but I totally giggled through this entire thing. Seeing our favorite childhood classics turn into something we think is funny nowadays is great.
Alright, it’s official. The New Jersey Nets are the worst team in basketball…ever. They lost to the Dallas Mavericks the other night 117-101 to head to 0-18, the worst starting record for a team in the 60 year history of the league.
Forget about tweeting about halftime, Ron Artest has officially raised the bar on what to do during halftime.
He went and told Sporting News how he used to drink liquor, Hennessy to be specific, during halftime of his first few seasons into the league while he was with the Chicago Bulls.
It's getting pretty late, most of you are heading to bed, but some of us are staying up. Though I really don't think this is going to make any sense to anyone but me, I'm putting up this sexual post for those of us who have to stay awake, alone right now.
....Yeah... I'll just jump right in.
First up: New sex slang terms that need to be used on an every day basis brought to you by The Frisky. Why? Because some terms get old quick, and there's always room for more.
Blowie- n/obvious, fellatio. My blowie brings all the boys to the yard.
Diddle- v, to masturbate. I'm going to go to my room, blast my TV, and squeeze in a little diddle time.
Gaz- v/n, orgasm. If you keep doing that, I'll be gazzing in no time.
Going to the boneyard- obvious, to bang. Guy to his BFF: Yeah, I'll probably take her out to eat, then definitely to the boneyard.
Mantsy- adj, fiending for sex. Babe, I'm mantsy... Can you come over? Like, pronto...
Blowie and boneyard are a little blah to me, but I will absolutely be using mantsy whenever possible. It's a pretty fun word. Say it a couple times. Mantsy. Mantsy. Mantsy. Yup.
Next on today's list: a toy of sorts.
After visiting my suddenly-ballin' BFF's new house this weekend and seeing his shower that could easily fit 6 people comfortably inside, I've been wondering about the possibilities.
I found an entire page of toys devoted to shower fun. It was a little out of control, really, but there were tons of things that cling to the walls and stuff. For example: these handcuffs.
Now... The thought of being cuffed is a little weird to me, but the fact that they make such things is fascinating. Sure they're made of Velcro and suction cups, it could add a little pizazz to anyone's "normal" routine.
...And by anyone, I of course mean someone that isn't me...
Finally, a video for you. A deleted scene from Rachel Bilson's upcoming movie, "Hearts of Palm." A deleted sex scene, of course.
Funny or Die really hits or misses with their videos, but I gotta admit... For some reason I'm sayin' this was a hit, big time! I was definitely laughing out loud when I watched it. [Maybe it was because my mom came in at the most awkward time possible, who knows.]
So that's your bedtime story of sorts... Or maybe some things to get you a little mantsy before bed.
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Hola mi amigos! Back for another edition of Mikey P.’s expert advice I see. I’m glad you could make it!
